#21496 so many times i've introduced friends to other friends and they end up liking each other more than me. apparently i have great taste in people. i just suck myself.

#21495 My older sister is perfect. Sometimes I wish she would screw up so I didn't look so bad compared to her. I feel like a failure to my parents.

#21494 i don't want to be alone

#21493 PSA: Consider getting the fuck off of the phone /pausing your conversation when you place your order. That might stop your order from getting fucked up and show the employees that you're actually a decent human being whose coffee magically won't get spin in or suddenly turn to decaf.

#21492 I hate it when I'm in a public restroom doing my business and then someone else walks in because now I have to wash my hands when I'm done to not appear gross.

#21491 It's been half a year...and I still can't get you out of my mind.

#21490 I don't really miss you. I just miss who I was when I was with you. And sometimes I miss you.

#21489 When is the refund day?

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