#21649 kiss my cat more than my boyfriend

#21648 i always fall in love with the wrong person :( I dumped a guy because I thought I loved someone else a while ago then now that I'm dating him, I know I was wrong, and that I really did love the other guy. Fml

#21647 I'm extremely hairy, I have to shave my legs almost every day :C

#21646 Lemmy died on 12/28 of cancer, David Bowie died on 1/10 of cancer, and now Alan Rickman died 1/14 of cancer.

Man, cancer ain't fucking around!

Confession: I smoke so this is daunting

#21645 Today I'm letting go all of my secrets to the world....
In a bathroom stall...
Through the sputtering tears of my sweaty anus...

#21644 To the alum who wants a little, please find me on fetlife so we can bake cookies and watch the minions movie

#21643 If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend going to Florida or Mexico for Spring Break, I'm sorry. Deep down, we all know what they're going down there for.

#21642 I honestly don't know whether it's worth it or not to pursue girls any more. For years I've tried and failed to get a girlfriend. Every time I get anywhere with a girl, she never wants to take the relationship to the next level, and it seems like I'm often just used for attention. I just want to be happily in a comfortable relationship, but I just don't know if it's worth the anxiety and stress of trying to get there.