#21738 I don't have a belly button

#21737 The rebel scum are seeking to destroy Darth Vader and the Emperor, Boba Fett is there as well.

#21736 That bald-headed, fat, stuck-up jerk who is my orgo chem II professor is an asshole. SO disappointed that Purdue did not replace him now we have to take him again this semester.

#21735 After playing Monopoly yesterday and getting tyrannosaurus rekt, I've adopted socialist views.

#21734 I got straight As last semester, and I'm single. I'm cool with this combination. So over break, my dad asks my mom whether she'd rather I get straight As and be single, or straight Cs and be in a relationship.
She hesitated.

#21733 I can't help but notice that a lot of attractive girls seem to kind of come off as cold or stuck up it is actually rather hard to explain. A lot of them seem to act like they are better than everyone in society I'm not trying to accuse them of this but that's just how I feel from my experience. Like when I pass them on campus I smile to some of them but they just pretend like you don't exist and just intentionally look away or keep looking straight and purposely avoids eye contact with you.

#21732 you are my only regret. its going to take every ounce of me not to punch you in class on Tuesday. your life is nothing but a web of lies

#21731 Every Friday I wake up at 7 am, eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast, and sing the Rebecca Black song while getting ready.