#21889 Even though college of science is very technical, there is no denying engineering is superior.

#21888 I've been practicing some methods to increase my stamina, and it has worked wonders, though I had a quick wank today and it came out like a glob of mucus. Not sure if my new methods have anything to do with it?

#21887 I don't like sleeping naked, don't get you people do it.

#21886 Need a girl who will binge-watch FRIENDS with me

#21885

#21884 So I guess I just got friend zoned, you know what I'll do about it? Nothing, cause I can't do anything about it. So I'll go to the gym and workout, do school work, go to work and probably never talk to her again

#21883 Sigh, I make enough money to take a lady I like out on a date. Now I do. Didn't when I was younger.

But now that I can, metabolism for the ladies isn't so great. So, they don't want to go eat somewhere, now because they're trying to lose weight. I have to schedule our dates around your diet cheat days? Ok...

I do it because I care. :) "us" is worth a small inconvenience. :)

#21882 Lol Michelle Obama always tells her husband not to eat this not to eat that without even mentioning how much calories her vagina has.

Get ready for some high quality confessions yall!
Confession: you know how some people are furies, I'm like that but only to animalistic symbols of freedom and America, so... much... freedom!!!!!