#22115 I'm still in love with my ex even though we've been broken up for over a year. I'd marry him today if he asked me

#22114 I cheated on my boyfriend with a random guy I met at the bars last night. The only thing I feel bad about is not feeling bad for cheating :(

#22113 Every time I see her with another guy, it just simply hurts, but I've already asked her out twice, the feeling just isn't mutual. such a shame

#22112 Sandwich maker: you know that honey oat bread you get? Well I know a cool story about it. The honey we use makes it moist inside.

Me: *internally* if I get fucking flat bread, do you have a story for that too?!?! Wait, did you say moist?
*externally* that's cool dude, no wonder I like it so much :) *internally* now hurry the Fuck up!

#22111 When you graduate in about 3 months and know you can't be in a relationship because you are moving far away.....

#22110 http://elitedaily.com/dating/how-long-before-marriage/1244773/

Confession: I'm a Purduette 9gagger!

#22109 Anyone know a driving school that can pick you up/drop you off. Trying to get my license, but need to get to the lessons in the first place.

#22108 Can anyone recommend any good sites for exercising/going to the gym? I don't have a problem physically going to the gym, I just haven't had solid guidance since I played high school sports and I hate the idea of wasting time there. Would I be better off hiring a trainer? Namely I just would like to stay in shape, maybe work on muscle from time to time.

Confession: Making a girl squirt is still my favorite sexual achievement