#22149 I hate going out to parties. I pretend that my classes are really hard and that I have to stay in and study so I don't fail

#22148 I want to engineer the best orange juice ever

#22147 Saw the prettiest girl on tinder today, Victoria Trumbull, I swiped right. Here's hoping she's just so gorgeous that guys are too afraid to talk to her so that means she's single. If you need a valentine's date I'd buy you some olive garden, I'm classy like that.

#22146 Being the eldest, my younger siblings would always turn to me for advice and motivation. They see me as their role model. But truth is, I need support the most. There is not a single day that I don't think of quitting school ? sometimes, ending my life.

#22145 My friend threw a party in his dorm our freshman year. We woke up in the morning and his toilet was split in half, straight down the middle. No one knows how it happened. Luckily, he just put in a maintenance request and didn’t pay a dime for it.

#22144 I don't know why I'm so angry all the time. Two of my best friends are in serious relationships, as am I. We all are happy with our boyfriends. However, whenever I see my friends boyfriends I just get in a really bad mood. This is a problem because they are over all the time. Why am I so mad? I feel that my boyfriend and I spend enough time together so I don't think it's that I'm jealous. I'm growing to hate my friends boyfriends, and just get mad when I see them even though they are nice to me. Why???

#22143 Dear taco bell,

My dick is bigger than manbuns and tinder, step up your game.

#22140 I'm Indian and hate when people culturally appropriate my small dick :(.