#22358 I'm kinda pleased with myself. For as long as I can remember, I was extremely nervous when talking to girls, especially my crush. However, I sat next to my crush in class one day and started talking to her and it's become a lot easier to talk to her now. I am not as nervous anymore.

#22357 I've been there for people who don't even care, I've been there to keep others alive during their time of need, I've prevented at least 12 deaths, but when I needed it, not a soul was to be seen, so this hard choice in life is that I'm done being there for those who don't give a fuck, I'll still try to keep them from suicide, but fuck everybody else

#22356 Any girls on the women's swim team single? I really have a thing for swimmers

#22355 There are hooks in my ceiling for tying women up!

#22354 I guess the only thing I am good at in life is disappointing my parents...
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just kidding!

I guess I'm also good at making fun of myself kek

#22353 I joined a sorority because I wanted to feel special. I quit, because being in that sorority made me loose everything that made me unique and special in the first place.

#22352 i may seem all innocent but really if a guy just puts in the effort i'd have sex with him easily

#22351 I'm a horrible person, I don't give a fuck about celebrities, it sucks what happened to Kesha, but for the love God, I do not want or need to see/hear about it every time I scroll through my news feed, or every time I turn on the tv, or ever tbh. I get it, it's bad, but Idk the facts, nobody on Facebook knows the facts, so I can't pass judgment, if I can't do that, then fuck even listening to it in the first place. But that's not all, I don't give a fuck about trump, I don't give a fuck about Bernie savers, Clinton, or any political figure, I don't care that Keene west needed money, I couldn't care less about any of them, I honestly can't wrap my head around why anyone care about them to begin with