#22586 Girls tend to use me for sex and leave, it was nice at first but after a while it just hurts.

#22585 I think about cheating on my girlfriend of a couple years occasionally, I don't think I ever will but is it the thought that counts?

#22584 Doing everything you can to not seem drunk, making you look drunker" - Every drunk person ever

#22583 I found a guy who was everything I ever wanted. He made me feel amazing. Then he told me he was married and we couldn't be together like I wanted. People suck sometimes.

#22582 walking through Ford at lunch sat, made eye contact with a girl in a red insulated vest n white undershirt sitting in front of international. She smiled, I didnt, and now it feels like a big missed opportunity. If you see this, like it, I'll message you

#22581 This one time (not at band camp), I was partying at a friend's house just off campus and this one random guy there was getting obnoxiously drunk. You know, trying to feel up girls and start fights, that kinda shit. Anyway, a few friends and I were able to convince the guy to try and sleep it off upstairs. On the first attempt up the stairs, he fell down from about 3/4 of the way up and tumbled all the way down, and proceeded to start punching his own legs out frustration screaming "why do you let me down legs?". We pulled him up and practically dragged him up the stairs to a futon upstairs, where he struggled to pull off a jacket for about two minutes, screaming the entire time, then give up and pass out. One of the friends that helped get him up there took the guy's wallet and stole one of his cards, which we then proceeded to use on about $50 worth of McDonald's food. It was the perfect drunk meal and we figured the guy deserved it for being an asshole. We put the card back in his wallet after getting back, and we never heard anything about it later. I may have been a dick for doing that, but I don't regret it.

#22580 I once got a bj for buying this chick chicken mcnuggets.

#22579 Say it with me now:
Playing songs straight from a playlist is not DJing.