#22690 http://9gag.com/gag/aQ8Arxz

The real story here is why I'm selling a book in the middle of the semester

#22689 i woke up today and looked at my phone and freaked out. I just realized my gf's birthday was yesterday. I quickly texted her happy late birthday with an apology. Turns out her birthday is next month. The good thing is that i didn't forget her birthday...yet. The bad thing is she's still ultra pissed off.

#22688 The awkward moment when your BF asks why you have a text from 'Dad' and another from 'Daddy'

#22687 How can a person say the same words to two different people, and watch them both smile?

#22686 I've had a total of ten hours of sleep in the past four days. I think I'll just sleep through spring break

#22685 A vegan, a girl with a boyfriend and a student taking a gap year walk into a bar. Who tells you first?

#22684 My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting in my bed thinking about how tired I am

#22683 Mere zindagi ki bohut katti se baat kehna jaa raha hu,Mera naam rexton m Noronha hei,me Mumbai ke rehnevala Hu..ye meri sachhi jivan ki kahani he, Puri pade taki tum bi meri jaisi galathi na kar baite, me aur jasmine jab chote te tab se dost te, aur bade hokar hum pyar karne lage ..jasmine dikne me bohut achi ti, lekin jab me university me pahunch Gaya tab vaha group pe ek Karnataka ki dost Mile, uski vajase muje ladki ki pehachan huyi....uski naam reema ti,vo ladki ke beauty pe akarshith ho Gaya...uski aank aur chehre pe Kho gaya,uske peeche pad Gaya..vo muje nahi pehchanti ti..isliye meine fb pe usey contact kiya pehchan badalkar..lekin vo muje mana kar rahi ti..meine uske gaanv ke tode logo se dosti banayi aur uske baare me jaankari li. Ek din pata lagaya ki usko pyar ho gayi he..muje jalan mehsoos huyi..jaise bi karke un dhono ko dhoor karne ki Sochi, usi wakt muje meri gf jasmine ki yadh ayi..socha ki kyo na usey beech me lavu..meine jasmine ki frnd se jhoot kaha ki me reema naam ki ladki se pyar karti Hu,jasmine ko muje bhool Jane ko kaho..ye baat usne jasmine ki batayi jasmine mere paas ayi gussa hokar dantane lagi..meine jasmine ko bataya ki reema naam ki ladki ne muje propose kiya aur uska pyar dekakar me usey mana nahi kar paya..muje pata ti jasmine chup baitne valo me se nahi ti..kuch na kuch karegi..kyo ki hum 8-9 sal se rishte me te..jasmine ne reema se badla lene ki Sochi ,or usney reema ki tang kiya , un dhono ko itna taklif pahunchaye ki unhe pata nahi chali kya ho rahi he..vo dhono is baat se anjan te.. jasmine ne reema or uska bf posh ke beech me galath fami faida ki..reema or uski pyar ko nafrat me badlne ki poori koshish jasmine ne ki..ek doosre se baat karne me milne me shakal dekne me bi nafrat karne lage,isase vo ek saal me dhoor ho Gaye...muje jasmine ka gussa pata ti..usne kardi ti jo me chahta ta..meine socha meri kaam asan huyi..jab muje pata chali ki reema or uska bf is breakup se bohut dard seh rahe he...vo dhono ek dusre se sacche pyar karte te..bohut ache log bi te..itne chahte te ki judai ki vajase apne apko Marne ki soch rahe he tab muje reema ke upar ka akarahan toot Gayi.unse daya ane lagi..me Dar Gaya ki isase aur kuch galat na ho jaate, aur dhoosri or meri gf bimari ki vajase hospital me ti aur kuch month me chal basi..meine apne sache pyar jasmine ko bi kho li ti, aur reema ke upar sirf akarshan ti...vo bi toot gayi,aur meri vajase se pyar karne vale bi dhoor hogaye te..iske badh me apne apko dhoshi manta raha, meine padai chod di or dhoor chala Gaya, lekin abi bi me us baat pe bohut sharminda Hu....abi kuch din pehle gulf me kam mili,saari puari baate bhulkar kush tehne ki sochta hu lekin us galti yaadh ane se jee nahi paa raha Hu..isase kuch seek mili, kuch kho baita.. Akarshan sirf kuch din ki he isase koi aise galath kam mat karo ki zindagi kho baitoge...

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