#22778 I like my women like I like my coffee... without a penis

#22777 I'm quarter Jap and 75% South Korean (both Westernized countries. It kills me when ppl do the racist Chinese thing. We've already conquered a lot of Afro-American racism in America, with a Black president. Now with a European-American one returning, West-East divide and Asian racism is the last thing.

#22776 I haven't seen my HS sweetheart in a year, I've even had a new relationship since we broke up, I don't miss our relationship, I just miss them as a person, maybe we'll run into each other on campus

#22775 Everyone left me :(I am all alone in this break and then I realized I have Netflix and pizza :D Life is so good

#22774 Being a Purdue sports fan is like taking an exam. I can prepare all I want, but it will always end in bitter disappointment

#22773 I'm a woman. I have a forest on my legs and toes, a constant five o'clock shadow on my armpits, and long hairs on my asshole. I just wanted to get that off my chest. Luckily, I don't have a hairy chest.

#22772 Dear Football and Basketball players,

I am truly sorry you guys keep losing important games. I am sure that most of you give a huge effort and that is to be commended. However, the next time one of you feels like you can be a douchie cocky asshole in one of my classes or my apartment building just remember that you should have a chip on your shoulder because of the way you play. Most of you believe you can be the next Drew Bree's when in reality you will probably be selling a vacuum to me in the next ten years.

#22771 I do not have a great relationship with my mom. A lot of my friends have great relationships with their moms and I honestly envy that. My mom has anger problems and everytime I'm home I'm just a target. My younger brother is always protected and she never treats him like she treats me. She claims it's because my brother and I are both different so she has to treat us differently. I'm visiting for spring break and I'd leave for campus, but she would threaten to stop paying for my phone bill and car insurance. The only two things they pay for. i can't wait to move far away.