#30857

#30856 Apparently I drunk emailed my instructor and told xer that I want to suck xer #######s. I'm so fucked.

#30858 To my neighbor who had sex really loudly on Friday, can I get that sex tape please?

#30872 Is it weird that I go to Wal-Mart to get orange chicken after I jack off

#30871 Waking up on a cold morning and stepping into a supah hot shower right away is a better feeling than sex.

#30855 I’ve only seen spongebob twice

#30870 LPT: When traveling, you should tip anyone who handles your luggage, including taxi/shuttle drivers, skycaps, and bellmen.

Don't be cheap, if you can afford a plane ticket, you can afford to slip someone $2 to handle your luggage.

#30824 Broke up with my ex girlfriend because she wouldn't have sex with me because of her religion.

After I finally got over her, I meet a new, perfect girl, we hit it off, everything's going great. Except she's a hardcore christian too.

Fuck me I guess (but also not fucking haha)