#22868 If you wanted to be with him so bad, you wouldn't have slept with someone else days after breaking up.

#22867 I've landed a $70k+ job for after graduation, but I'm not nearly as excited as I probably should be. I'm valuing my self-worth by that number, and I think it could be more.

#22866 I just want someone to be mine. :/

#22865 To the girl at Wiley tonight (Tuesday) at around 7:15. Dark brown/red hair, green shirt and black jacket. You were so incredibly attractive. I wanted to come up and tell you, but as soon as I got up, your friends sat down with you. I got cold feet, panicked, and left. Hopefully I get to see you again and actually talk to you.

-Probably just another admirer in a long line of admirers

#22864 We all have that one kid in class that we hate, but they think you're their best friend.

#22863 I take naps, not dick.

#22862 I have to hug Winnie the Pooh every time I go to Disney, I'm an intern there

#22861 School for 12 years
College for 4 years
then you work until you die.
Cool.