#22958 Went to a party last night and ended up in a 3way with two hot guys. awesome night

#22957 Hannah... You is fine! Dat ass is divine! It's finer than wine! Got flawless design!

#22956 I cannot be single anymore.

#22955 Corrine, if I knew you would get prettier I would have dated you in freshman year

#22954 So I got lied to and stood up on a date last night by a guy who hates reptiles. There isn't much keeping me from getting a few garter snakes gathered up and "accidentally" dropping them by his fraternity. Cheers, fucker.

#22953 I wish that you guys didn't ignore me. It's hard being lonely.

#22952 The day after I got back from spring break I found out my girlfriend cheated on me more than once while she was in Florida. I have been very depressed and ate three whole tubs of 1.5 Qt of ice cream in a week. They were on sale at Payless. But in all seriousness, I'm still very depressed and I don't know what to do.

#22951 I got a minor in consumption and feel like my whole life is over. I'm never going to get a job or get into graduate school.