#23176 I have had sex in two of the study rooms in Stewart, you never realize how quiet the 2rd floor really is until you're stifling an orgasm.

#23175 I don't understand girls and periods. At the carnival if the roller coaster breaks down they don't shut down the log ride too.

#23174 I think international students should be given an intro to the US including a strict message about washing oneself.

If you walk into my office and make it rank for hours so that I require a gas mask or will surely asphyxiate, you're seriously encroaching on my liberties. Just shower. It's so easy and so enjoyable and you are nasty AF

#23173 Every Hillary tweet is followed by replies about wrong/deceptive she is.
A few examples:
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/717797172154998784
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/717750372270366720
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/717748413698347013
And finally(this will scare the crap out of you):
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/717720983323480065
Confession: I like lemon bars

#23172 bf n gf were siting at a tabel
dey were haeving a conversatein.
da gurl sed 2 da boy " bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
boy said "NO...."
girl was sad
she ran away n cryed
she triped over a CHAIR.
she was ded.
boy ran over to pic up her body
he wisperd in her ear " i meant to say ... ill love you 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.

#23171 i like lemon bars
they are yummy
if you don't like them
you're a dummy

#23170 There's a really cute girl who works in a lab next to mine who I like. I don't know her too well but I am attracted to her for some reason and from what I hear, I have a friend who works in her lab, it may be mutual. She is introverted though so I don't know what the best way of talking to her is. I say hi to her when I see her but I don't know what to say besides that without making her feel awkward. Also, not to be racist, she is also african-american and I am white and I don't know what my friends or family would think or say if I mention it. I have some very conservative friends and my family is semi-conservative so I am not sure if they would approve, but she is on my mind and I am always really happy to see her. My confession is I don't know how to deal with this situation, I really want to get to know her but I don't know how and I feel that some of my friends and family would be judgemental if I pull any moves on her. I've been in a few relationships before in the past, but I never felt the same thing about my ex's like I feel when I see her.

#23169 Why is it that I can't do math when I'm wide awake, but half way asleep I can do it, but then it's so boring I almost fall asleep