#23208 I like wearing dresses. It's like you're walking around partially naked, but you're actually fully clothed. You want to know why else I like wearing dresses? Well you're still reading this, so I'm guessing you do. Maybe you stopped reading by now, I don't know. Of course if you stopped reading by now you wouldn't be reading this now comment about not reading, but you clearly are reading, so carry on. Anyway I like wearing dresses because I feel partially naked, which is second best to being naked, I already told you that, why did you think I would say something else? I hope you thought I wouldn't say something else because I haven't said a word this whole time, I've just been typing quietly so therefore I have no actually said "something else". You want to know why I hate wearing dresses? I actually don't care if want to know because I'm going to write this anyway regardless of if anyone cares. I hate wearing dresses because I get noticed. I can clearly see people staring at me and I don't know if it's because I look good or I look goofy or because they think I'm trying too hard. Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm not trying too hard. I like dresses because when you decide to wear a dress your outfit is complete. Heck you don't even have to wear underwear if you don't want to. I don't always wear any under a dress. No one knows, and it's less clothes that you have to deal with putting on and taking off later. So no, I'm not trying to be girly and cute, I'm just lazy as shit and I don't want to deal with the whole ordeal of picking out an outfit in the morning. I'll just throw on a dress and call it good.

#23207 Just because you have a new significant other doesn't mean you can ditch your friends. Don't expect sympathy when you two break up, especially if you haven't talked to us in months.

#23206 I think this guy that I really don't like is going to ask me out. He as dropped hints that he is interested. I thought we were just friends, and still have no clue how on earth he thinks I'm interested in him. I've made it clear we are just friends, no sex, no kissing, we don't even spend a lot of time together. He invited me over tonight saying he as something he wants to talk to me about...mom nervous I. Going to run out of excuses to not go over... He lives in my apartment building... And I still have feelings for my ex... But mainly, I have no feelings, whatsoever for this guy. Fanfreaking tastic

#23205 I wish my gf gave me more blowjobs or in general started the sex more often. Not talking everyday kind of thing, but it gets old always being the one to initiate it.

#23204 All these people saying that clubs/extracurriculars are a great place to meet a bf/gf... well, I have a combination confession+word of warning for you all. I joined a club last year and in the club, some of us get mentors to help show us the ropes. I've developed a huge crush on my mentor who's three years older than myself and treats me like a younger sibling. He doesn't know and he can never know about my feelings because if I told him, there's about a 99% chance I'd get shot down and then going to that club would be awkward (and I really like the club, too!). So basically, going to clubs to meet new people/potential bfs/gfs is great, but if they give you a mentor for anything, be reeeeeally careful so you don't end up like me :/

#23203 Blue shirt guy at the wood tables by Pappy's around 2:30pm (4/8)- you were sitting at the table next to me, and some points when you'd lean over your head just about in arms reach from me. If you saw me staring at you I was definitely wondering how much I could get away with reaching over and bopping the back of your head.

#23202 How do people at Purdue usually meet their bf/gf? I just can't seem to figure out a good place to meet people. Most of the time people are busy doing homework and stuff and I don't like to drink or party and even if I did, that's not a quality place to meet someone for a relationship. Fellow Purdue students, please help.

#23201 If you're gonna eat soup or cereal at a dining court, please, please PLEASE don't fill it up so much that I have to act like a bloodhound, retracing your steps with a towel cuz you can't keep the liquid in the bowl as you go back to your seat.

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Every dining supervisor