#23264 Drunk Rant

I dont like cereal

I don't disagree with Anti America Rhetoric. I just disagree with violence.

I eat ass for breakfast.

Indiana water tastes like flint michigan water.
Oh yea I went there,.

I read the exponent to support student writers.

Sunglasses don't work well on me, but I like to wear them.

I hate the construction River road.

I hate that people treat professors like gods.. They should be treated like regular people #PROFESSORLIVESMATTER

I have to take a shit before being able to attend anyclass, else I feel weird in the ass.

I get scared to oppose statements in my feminist studies classes..

Romans were really Jews. They really like Juice.

I hate advertisements in general.

What's the difference between advertisements and communist propaganda?

Kim Jon Un.. objectively is cute...... According to a very good friend of mine.

Sri racha sauce makes no sense to me... Why not just drop extra chillies in food?

Kimchi is bae

Rice Cafe makes my ass angrier than a trump supporter.

This post just turned political.

This post stops turning political starting now.

I don't eat Chipotle. I prefer Brocolli.

The Holy Mary isn't virgin seeing that she gave birth to Jesus. In order to give birth one can no longer be virgin. But if Mary was virgin anyways, then I feel bad for Joseph, the man who had to put up with a wife who wouldn't give him any.. 40 year old virgin movie must've been based on him.

Long Island Ice Tea is for people who hate themselves and want to drink as little as possible to forget themselves as fast as possible.

I don't really care about corn.

OkCupid/Tinder is boring. All they want is sex. But it's foreplay that makes it exciting.

My friend told me Cactus is filled with STDs...
I wouldn't know I've never been there..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

#23263 I am international.
Female asked me to join her for extra curricular activity.
Is it date?
Or am I delusional?

I ask cause I am used to a dating culture close to forced social environment and explicit words.

Alternatively, what would strangers know about individuals.. as though the average american woman can be classified 'in general.'

Carpe Diem Motha Fuckas'

#23262 Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should.

Confession: family line ends with me

#23261 Econ homework can suck my saggy ball sack

#23260 I LOVE MIXED SIGNALS

#23259 All of my friends know a shit ton of people. And I'm over here with like 5 friends. Clearly I'm doing college life wrong.

#23258 After 4 years of math-related exams at Purdue, I have decided it is statistically impossible to go through an entire exam without at least 1 person dropping their calculator.

#23257 My friend bailed on going to PATD concert with me this Thursday. I'd rather not sell the tickets away :( Is there anyone would like to go with me?

P.S. I'm a girl.