Monday, 11 April 2016 08:14 PM
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#23280 Dear roommate. For constantly staying up til 6 in the morning almost every night, I've shaved my pubes with your electric razor. (More than once) I just did again.
Monday, 11 April 2016 08:13 PM
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#23279 My graduation speech so far "I Hate All You Fuckers! I'm Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Monday, 11 April 2016 08:11 PM
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#23278 Love has 4 letters and so does food. Coincidence? I think not!
Monday, 11 April 2016 08:08 PM
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#23277 Why do something today when you can do it tomorrow, but you can do it today cause yesterday is tomorrow. This has been a life lesson from sponge bob.
Monday, 11 April 2016 04:29 PM
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#23276 Hey Pappy's workers, why does it take you all 20 minutes to give me my order when I'm the only customer in the store? How about less chit chat and more burger flippin' thanks!!!
Monday, 11 April 2016 02:13 PM
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#23275 Baron Yan. I really like you. And I think you deserve better than someone who bitches about you everyday to her "guy" friends, telling them how horrible you are, seeking sympathy. Come be with me.
You know who. ;)
Monday, 11 April 2016 02:00 PM
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#23274 Alyssa Vogelgesang, you are such a beautiful tree.
Monday, 11 April 2016 11:23 AM
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#23273 I hate Coeuslite, the new IRB system. It drives me and my advisor crazy. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!