#23296 **ATTENTION ALL WOMEN** I realize it is getting warm outside, but seriously; you are only as womanly as the beard that wears you.
(In response to #23290)

#23295 To the girl who responded to post #23285 your adorable, but I'm worried if I add you that you would judge me.

#23294 I love driving my car barefoot.

#23293 Sometimes you've gotta just rip a little ass and move on.

#23292 I've had a crush on this girl for like a year now. I always heard really good things about her, and this semester I grew a pair of nuts and finally started talking to her. Things went well for a while, and then I just found out she's in a brand new relationship. Life can sure be the shits some times. It's all good though I guess. I can't see myself finding anyone here anymore. Hopefully med school will offer more opportunities to find love.

#23291 I don't always wear a white dress, but when I do, I get my period.

#23290 **ATTENTION ALL MEN** I realize it is getting warm outside, but seriously; you are only as manly as the beard that wears you.

#23289 One crisp Indiana evening I found my self drunk and walking through a parking lot. I crossed my ex girlfriends car and saw that all the widows were covered in snow. I immediately started writing bitch on every window but my friend pointed out that I had actually written bich.. I then wiped off every window because I didnt want her to think I was dumb.. Well the dumb drunk guy just cleaned the windows off for his ex girlfriend. You're welcome bitch.