#23377 my friends get so concerned for our other friends that are single that they try to hook em up n shit, but with me, all they do for me is throw insults and reminisce about all the times I've gotten friendzoned. not once has it been "so-n-so is pretty cute, lets set you up"

#23376 This girl that rejected me just showed up on my feed looking more beautiful than ever. And it genuinely physically hurt. Like I felt something burn in my stomach

#23375 I had a class, HSCI 202, with Rachel Morris, who is gorgeous (who's name I now know cuz she just popped up on tinder,swiped right btw). Her clothing choices made having a class with her quite "difficult". I could never leave right when class ended, if you know what I mean.

#23374 when you find out at a party that a person youre interested in is interested in someone else whos there, n is asking for help to set it up...

#23373 I just read a post by a girl complaining about having hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans. She has a master's in a language and she's complaining about making $10 an hour at a food place.

Girl, no one told you to go to an expensive college and major in a language. You don't need to pay thousands of dollars to learn a language.

A high school teacher can earn $20 an hour with your degree, if not more. Don't like $10 an hour? Don't settle.

Confession: I hate it when people blame everyone else for their problems.

#23372 I found out my gf was cheating on me, but before I broke up with her, I noticed her face wash was gettin low. So I added a little jizz to make it last a little longer. I see her sometimes on campus and her face is actually looking more clear. whoever said karma is a bitch is a FUCKING LIAR

#23371 My drunk friend said, "TL;DR" to a sentence....

#23370 I am a girl and I totally like wearing boxers....even in skirts.