#23473 I have so much to do in the last three weeks of the semester that I feel like I might actually explode. The desire to drop out of this nonsense has never hit me so hard.

#23472 Girls taste like salty coins and milk....

#23471 To all THE nice guys out there, you should start by fuckin' respecting and believing in yourself. It's not a secret that girls are attracted to confidence. It also helps to dress well, but that depends on what girl you're going for. Be a nice guy without being THE nice guy. Ta-da, you'll find a girl and fall in love and then everyone gets hurt and it'll all suck bye

#23470 To the hottie with the red hair that works at the CoRec.... Boy, ur hot!
-your secret admirer

#23469 I never thought I would say this but really great sex with a super hot girl kind of gets boring after so many times... is this the point that I start getting into bondage or exploring my innate fetishes?

#23468 I wish losing weight and staying in shape were as much fun as gaining weight and sitting my fat ass on the couch watching TV

#23467 After 7 years and being that familiar face that never leaves campus....corec, Im really gonna miss ya. #relationshipgoals

#23466 Faisal, I always see you at the bars and all I can think of is running my hands through your hair..