#23505 Whenever I see happy and successful people, the only thing I think is "I feel so bad for all their exes". I don't think "Good for them!" I seriously only think how bad everyone they left in the dust must feel and I get sad.

#23504 Ever since I started getting in shape, I have no sympathy for fat people. You are not special, you aren't big-boned, or an endomorph, or have a slow metabolism, you just don't want to put in the effort and are trying to make yourself feel better about not trying. Diet and exercise, it's not that hard.

#23500 It's pissing me off that the secret admirer page has been inactive for almost a week now. what the fuck bro

#23503 Indiana is among the only states where you could head into an exam in the early evening when the weather is nice enough to frolic in a flower field, but then you come out of the exam and there's a torrential thunderstorm leisurely passing through. I'm drenched, as if the exam didn't spoil the evening already. I guess a long remedial shower is the only answer, where I'll ponder if I should move to Cali, or at least somewhere where the weather is consistent.

Rant done. I genuinely hope that everyone else is having a better day / night than I am. Carry on.

#23502 If human cybernetics become feasible and safe, I want to have an extension installed into my urethra, so I can stick my leg out and piss through the bottom of my foot on the street without worrying about the cops thinking I'm indecently exposing myself.

#23501 I'm addicted to Cheez-its and Taco Bell. I could easily eat both everyday of the week if I had the chance.

#23499 The girl from #23490 : Life is all about cutting in line, you find the opportunity to cut it and you succeed better than the person you is exactly the same as your qualifications. As much as I hate (just like you) that this happens all the time in real life, I have learned to live with it. I would advise you to look outside norms and rules and find opportunities to be better and more successful.
Confession: I am not the girl you called out nor am I her friend. Just a wise guy trying to open your eyes :)

#23498 The worst part about leaving all my friends and all the group messengers after clearly being ticked off? The fact that only 1 person tried to bring me back in or find out what was wrong. Thanks to that 1 person, but 1/30 just ain't enough