#23553 Hey, everyone! If your dick gets stuck in a ceiling fan, how do you get it unstuck? It has happened to me. Your instructions will need be clear!

Confession: I got my dick stuck in a fan

#23552 Genuinely curious. For people who pull all nighters during dead week, why? Is it because your classes are that impossibly hard or because you procrastinate and are desperately trying to save your grade. I am a second semester junior in engineering and have never needed anything close to an all nighter to do well; I always get confused by the meme spam during dead week.

#23551 I am trying to get over the guy who I am in love with and who loves me back, but, due to some unfortunate circumstances, we cannot be together. Any suggestions?

#23550 I'm a fun and quirky guy, but if you ask me to tell a joke it's not gonna happen. My humor just isn't the laugh out loud sort of humor. It tends to be subtle, clever, and situational.
I feel like a lot of people don't understand that. I've met a lot of girls that talk to me and ask me to tell a joke and then walk away disappointed when I can't think of any. It makes me feel bad about myself. I don't want to go out of my way to memorize jokes just to impress people. Not to mention memorizing and reusing jokes tends to be unoriginal and kinda fake. (I can remember some jokes, but I turn stupid for the first five minutes when I talk to a cute girl)
Can anyone else relate?

#23549 Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits?

#23547 I am awesome. Some people may disagree. Those people are wrong

#23546 To all the people complaining about how they can't find a boyfriend/girlfriend because they aren't smart enough or aren't pretty enough or aren't in good enough shape, you're probably right. Your insecurities are the reason people don't want you. If you believe it, other people will too, and nobody wants to procreate with a mate such as yourself if he or she believes the offspring will take on your obvious negative traits.

#23545 This week I've been locking my neighbors door so he has to go down to the front desk in a towel, he still thinks its because he wakes up drunk in the morning