Sometimes in the middle of the night, I'll walk out into the arboretum, stand straight up with my hands above my head, and sway gently while pretending I'm a tree.

UPS has maybe three attractive girls, runs rampant with GDI's.. not what I wanted college to be like

To whoever found a set of keys and turned them in to the info desk on April 3 between 5 and 8pm, THANK YOU!! I am forever grateful, you seriously saved me. Please let me know who you are so that I can bake you something delicious. You deserve so much praise. Gold star times a gazillion!!!

$468 I danced with this guy over the weekend. He is on the soccer team, and adorable. Tall, tan, and handsome! Now i'm too shy to talk to him again. I wish he could just read my mind and talk to me first.

I pooped in north quad again

#469 I'm so tired of people assuming that, because I dress or look a certain way, I can't like being outside. I don't think I'm too good for it. I do plenty of outdoorsy things. Sorry I'm not hip enough for you to believe it. Keep your rude assumptions to yourself. Your attitude is annoying.

I have never played angry birds.

I like pooping.