"Guy that was standing outside of Neuberger Hall Thursday around 4 with blue track jacket on and medium length blonde hair pushed back....so sexyyyyyy. Can I have yo numba?"

"I'm a red head who wants a black guy so badly!!! But most of the ones I meet are short!!! Where you at???"

"Girl speaking: It really sucks how I have not gotten hit on or been approached by a handsome guy for the years I have been in this university. Is it the guys not having game? or am I just totally unapproachable..."

"The people who work at the smith subway are so nice that its creepy. That's why I only go to the vue one now. I was sick of being called friend and honey by people I don't even know"

"So this one time I went to class, drunk. Granted, I started drinking at 11:30 am. I'd do it again, but I wouldn't start with a vodka martini. Also, am I the only one considering dressing like a hooker while wearing a zebra mask? Please, god, tell me I'm not the only one."

"freespeech is great or whatever, but that sleazeball denouncing philosophy and science with a megaphone all over campus, i wish there was a rule against that. i get it, he doesn't like atheists, but he is shoving his religion down peoples throats, and assuming college students are all atheists and just the sleaaaazzzzeeee. why would people take him seriously when he has a megaphone and a leather jacket, and gets his friends to film him. is anyone else hella annoyed with this dude?"

"Too the people who ride razor scooters around campus you look like a complete idiot riding those"

"i just want a manly man. a guy who doesnt give a shit what i wear other than i look fucking good in it. a guy who's hands are dirty from working on his car, but still manages to smell like old spice. a guy who wears jeans and t shirts. a guy who can throw me against a wall and pick me up. a guy with a scruffy beard and chest hair. no matter what girls say, we appreciate men being men!"