Ex ORU student over here. bolted out of that shit hole of ignorant and selfr-ighteous pricks last year. Despite a hefty scholarship and a shit ton of pep talk to stay in ORU by my "floor", I decided to leave anyway cause honestly, I didn't even want to be there in the first place anyway.
My mom was actually the one who wrote my application here, she did the whole 9 yards all the way up to the whole person bullshit. ( which by the way is suppose to mean "spirit mind and body" right? If so, why are physical issues like sex, and mental issues like depression, all lumped together and considered spiritual problems??) Anyway, to appease my mom, I thought I'd give it a shot, even though a local college already accepted me and offered me a scholarship too. You know, I thought it's the 21st century and shit, surely this school isn't too bad. Plus my mom's friends's son went there, told me there were hot girls everywhere! So I went, took me a week to fully hate the place.
Reasons of hate in no particular order:
#1 The hot girls are present. But they want to save themselves for Jesus.
#2 When you do find a girl who's friendly, you can't just be friendly, everybody totally gets into your business and asks you when you're gonna ask her out. Like shiieet man, I just need a female friend so that my college life isn't filled with testosterone and sexually deprived dudes.
#3 I don't understand why I can't party. Maybe Christians party too hard cause thy never partied earlier in their lives? I don't know guys, but there is such a thing as partying and knowing your limit. Drink enough to get a buzz, stop, socialize. Don't drive, walk home if it's close, take a taxi if it isn't, and NEVER ride with an equally hammered friend.
#3 Why the fuck do people think that Christians should NOT socialize with people beyond the church and the Christian social circle? I seriously had to tell this one black chick in theology lab that even Jesus went to parties, I told her Jesus didn't just go, he even went and turned the water into wine. He hung out with whores and chilled with pimps! Like fuck man, you guy always say to love people where they're at, thats what Jesus did! But you guys seem to think exactly the opposite!
#4 Everybody seems to think Muslims are terrorists, maybe it because it's the Bible Belt or some shit. Again I had to argue in class about this topic, HUM 222, teacher was basically saying Muslims are all extremists, I raised my hand and told her other wise. Random butthurt dude stands up and tries to tell me otherwise, I tell him that I lived in a Muslim country for 6 fucking years and I've met Muslims that don't believe in Jihad, and that I've met more understanding and level headed Muslims in said country compared to this school. Butthurt bro gets pissed even more, sits down. And everybody looks at me like I'm a fucking terrorist. Like what the fuck?
#5 The social class. Seriously, what is this high school? This school literally has popular and unpopular kids. I just find it funny that people actually still do this shit hahaha.
#6 Who the fuck came up with hall meetings on Sunday nights?
#7 Chapel. Why is it mandatory? Why do I need triple the dose of Jesus in a week? I went to church sometimes out of respect to my parents before ORU, but chapel was too much, so I didn't even bother going to church on Sundays. My RA would constantly try to get me to go with him to church. I think I ran out of ways to say fuck off nicely by the end of one semester.
#8 Why are people so hateful here? Like jesus christ, can't someone be different?
#9 Banning skateboarding on campus because someone died bombing a hill off campus like an idiot is stupid.
#10 The food. Nuff said.
Just to be clear, so that you super seniors don't claim that I'm just another stupid freshman who knows nothing about the real ORU, I did skate and bake while studying in ORU, I drank I partied just like I did before ORU. Difference is in ORU you gotta be one hell of a liar, you gotta learn when to go back the dorms so nobody smells you, and to bring an extra set of clothes so that you can change if need be.
PS. ORU parties suck. I'm glad I'm a skater, shout out to the Quickie Mart crew! They saved my ass from boredom. Shout out to my OSU buddies who showed me the ropes of a real college nightlife in Oklahoma. Just had to lie and say I'm visiting from out of state so that I didn't have to humiliate myself and say I went to ORU lol.