#434 I have at least one Leg workout day per week... I know, who does that?! But for real though, 95% of the guys at this school only work upper body, if they workout at all... Pathetic guys!

#431 I'm under the influence right now.

#430 Whenever I'm about to go down on a girl from the basketball team, I tell them I'm takin my talents to south beach

#429 I now live in Los Angeles, and whenever I see a car with Oklahoma tags I get all excited thinking they escaped the tyranny. I usually try to pull up alongside and see if I know them (haven't seen one I know yet) but I want to give them high-fives and hugs.

#428 I hate Dick ______ with everything in me. I once walked by his office and noticed he was not in there. So I stepped inside, not sure why. Then almost like God spoke to me in an audible voice I realized I needed to grab the keys sitting on his desk and take them with me. I snatched them fast and walked out unseen. The key ring was huge. It looked like it had office keys, home, and car keys. I didn't know what to do with them. I contemplated taking them back or taking them to security and saying I found them on the ground, that way he would eventually get them back but have to go through the hassle of contacting security. Then I looked to my right when passing lake Evelyn and I knew what had to be done. Fuck you Dick Seaman, I hope you read this and drown in Lake Evelyn looking for your damn keys.

#426 I almost had sex in the prayer tower. I got a key to a prayer room and opened up the door and we were about to go in but there was an old lady in there praying.

#427 Can we please not turn this page into a giant trolling ground like ORU Missed Connections is? It's too sentimental and should be taken more seriously. Some controversial stuff will most likely pop up here (past guilts, future fears, homosexuality, etc.) and I feel as though if everyone takes this seriously, some healing can be done :)

P.S. - I don't know how to talk to most women

#425 one time, I got really drunk in one of the head APA's dorm. Another girl that was there was puking bc she was so intoxicated. I also had a conversation with my RA and started a dance party that night!