#480 I saw you last year and the year before. You were out going and kind. You have a beautiful smile. When I first seen you, you did not give me the time of day. But I still thought you were perfect. We met later on and you made me feel special. You left and found someone else. You broke my heart. But I'm better now. I hope you're happy. Wish you the best in life. See you at graduation, Jake Y.

#479 Ah, ORU graduation time...that special time of year when all those who have been bitching about how much they hate Tulsa can go back to wherever they came from...

#748 My confession is that I secretly hate whoever came up with the whole "we'll add more food on campus, but we'll close one at 6pm so you're forced to buy from the more expensive place that doesn't sell anything gluten-free (seriously allergic)." Why can't I get gluten-free food after 6pm? Or better yet, why don't we open downstairs from 6pm-12am instead of 12pm-6pm so I don't have to starve if I miss saga? I really don't understand why we have two food places, but we only use one. I have a lab final on thursday, and I know I won't be able to eat that day. Not happy.

#747 Im in love with my friends Grandma. During spring break I took her on a walk because she was feeling alone.. she talked about the old days, how she used to go to jazz clubs, how freaky she was when she was young. I kissed her, and now I cant look my best friend in the eye.
God works in mysterious ways.

#475 I stole food from saga...

#476 Can I start off by saying this isn't a troll? That's how pathetic my life is lol not one person is going to believe this, and I dont know whether to laugh or cry... or what to even think of this besides the anger I have towards my parents. I'm transgender. But my parents chose to change me without me ever knowing. Yeah, you read that right. I was born a guy, and my parents decided I should be circumcised (why it isn't the person's own decision to mutilate their own genitals, I'll never know). They have a little laser thing (I'm not in medicine, I wouldn't know exactly what does it) that cuts off the foreskin, and whoever was in charge of it fried my dick. Like, a good solid chunk of my penis came off along with the foreskin. That's the long story short. My parents, being the lovely conservative folk decided "now he's worthless without all his junk." Keep in mind I still had perfectly working testicles, and they could have given me implants. No, I needed a complete vagina instead because I was now worthless as a male. Here's the kicker: they didn't tell me until I was fucking EIGHTEEN that I was born a male until I got my first PAP smear and the doctor told me I didn't need birth control because I had a fucking prostate gland and two perfectly working testicles that never descended due to obvious lack of ballsack. My parents had me take estrogen starting right before puberty that I continue to take today. They told me it was because I wasn't "forming properly," instead of mentioning if I didn't take them I would grow man-fur on my nipples and a develop a voice like Morgan Freeman. I asked for birth control because I quite frankly had sex a ton. No wonder I was horny as a mother all the time. I came out finding I was actually a guy, and my parents cried to me using the guilt trip of "do you know how hard this was to keep a secret?" As if my obvious mental breakdown afterwards didn't matter. It was all about them. I'm finding myself afraid to like guys here because not many ORU guys would be comfortable with the explanation I'll give for why I'm at risk for prostate cancer and why I'm infertile. Do I even count as "sinful" if I marry a guy? Does the Bible have some sort of testicle and XY chromosome vs. vagina code to sexual morality? Let's just say I stand for equality. And married couples: let him keep the damn foreskin. We don't have to worry about that whole Jew/Gentile thing any more, but your kid could be one of those freakishly rare kids to get his dick chopped off by a laser beam.

#474 I could never be a Worship Arts major. They are the kind of people that would have Hillsong playing in the background while they're having sex on their honeymoon night. -Jason Grim

# 473 I am sitting in the library eating pretzels, staring at the NO FOOD sign. #rebelforlife