Monday, 27 January 2014 08:38 PM
I once got a blumpkin from this girl and accidentally pissed in the girls mouth...she swallowed it thinking it was cum
Tuesday, 21 January 2014 09:33 AM
Got really drunk last weekend and fucked my girlfriend with a McDonald's chicken nugget.
Tuesday, 26 November 2013 07:59 PM
Fucking hate everything in Ohio...should have stayed in Virginia.
Monday, 25 November 2013 09:36 PM
I care about others more then I care about myself and this tends to push people away