#100 Allll I wanna know is why the hell are bitches sooo damn loud in the computer lab?! I go there to work not forced to hear about your baby daddy drama or what you're planning on doing this weekend.

#94 I seriously think my roommate is deaf or something she always has the tv on full blast im surprised everyone in UP2 can't hear it coming from our room and half of the time she's not even watching it she just has it on as "background noise". Hell, she might not even realize it's on and I'm just laying there like "oh no I'm not trying to sleep or anything go right ahead." Private rooms are the way to go you guys. Don't do shared!

#103 Honestly, I'm just trying to figure out how to get a fake ID.

#101 The less actual power and authority someone has, the more they try to lord it over everyone else. Which is why the people they pick for final exam monitors could give the NKVD and Waffen SS a run for their money.

#93 Girls, we all know when you get breast implants.
#thatshitsfirm
#needstobesoftlikepillows
#gotscarsunderyourboobs

#92 I have this friend who's black. She refuses to believe she is. She's always saying stuff like, "I'm not black." It drives another friend of mine, who's also black, mentally insane. How do you make her know SHE IS BLACK?!?!?!

#91 I met this guy about two months ago. Since then, our friendship has grown. We sleep in the same bed all the time. That's how comfortable we are with one another. About three weeks ago, I began to develop feelings for him. I don't know if I should tell him and if so, I don't know how.... I don't want it to ruin our friendship!

#90 No one loves a Nazi. Better yet: no one loves a grammar Nazi. Regardless, congrats on that anonymous "pro" level grammar usage! I hope it makes you feel superior to me in intellect. I wouldn't want you to feel like a "power-drunk" imbecile or anything like that; I'm sure it wasn't your intention to come off as a complete asshole. Goodness, I feel so humbled. Hey, if I post my next paper on here, would you mind proof reading it for me?