#9 Make the sure close freezer.

#8 I hate my roommate. The way he smells, his voice... Just his silent presence behind his door agitates me. I don't know why. After all, he's a really nice guy. Sometimes a little too nice, though. He can be a leech, and every now and then I wonder if he's gay. I hate gays, and if he ever comes out, that's just one more reason to avoid him.

#10 The only reason I requested my roommate that I've lived with for two years now is because I think he's really attractive. I don't know how to tell him this because I don't think anyone knows that I am really gay and I don't know how to come out to people. Especially not my roommate...

#7 Jay C. is so damn adorable.

#6

#3 Do you think that there is an underground nightlife here? It is way to calm in this town to not have one pumping.

#4 I got alcohol poisoning and nobody took me to the hospital.

#5 I'm usually drunk everyday by 1:00.