This guy I've been fucking has a sexy ass roommate and I find myself fantasizing about asking him to join in.

Shout out to my roommate for stealing 6 rolls of toiler paper from Dusable Hall ?

My friend on my floor tries to get with the fattest girls possible. When she out weighs you by 100 lbs just stop bro.

Just because I am white does NOT mean that I grew up in a privileged neighborhood with good schools or that my family has money or that I was raised by my mother and father. It is just as fucking annoying for people to make these assumptions about ALL white people as i'm sure it is for people to make unfair assumptions about the other races at this school and how much money they received in scholarships and what not. Know what you are talking about before you open your mouths.

The first time I got a blowjob was this year at niu. The girl cried afterword. I was like "So.... You wanna go home now?"

I would love to have sex on-top of the Ice-cream freezer in New Hall

i had sex in the New Hall West parkinglot, and the people in those red coats stopped and stared, i wasnt sure if they knew what i was doing, or just confused by the smokey car, and the smell of burning cannabis.

To Ashley who works at the New Res dining hall, you are gorgeous. Just thought you should know.