My sister and I go to NIU. We go out as a team and pick up a third. Sometimes her, sometimes me. Then we all three go home and watch the other have sex. Is this wrong?

The only reason I put on pants today was to go get stoned.



...and I'm totally okay with that.

Met an NIU Econ professor at a bar in WI. Took her to my place, banged her standing against my wall. In the morning we smoked weed and talked about how to fix the economy. She had a pierced clitoris.

The next morning I made my FWB shower before I went down on him, no one is ok with ass to mouth

Alex from Roscoe, I love the way you dress. I want to blow you so bad

I hate hipsters! If you gonna make your bartender make you dumb ass drinks like a Baileys on the rocks, an old fashion, or a bloody marry on a busy night you can at least tip. You not fighting the "man" by not tipping you screwing over you sever and making your self look like and s hole. We work for tips

I'm Dirty Dan

i had sex with this chick name kelsie that use to live in grant, when she went to the bathroom i wiped semen on her pillow, ripped ass and left before she returned