Tuesday, 10 November 2015 10:39 PM
My sister and I go to NIU. We go out as a team and pick up a third. Sometimes her, sometimes me. Then we all three go home and watch the other have sex. Is this wrong?
Wednesday, 17 December 2014 01:26 PM
The only reason I put on pants today was to go get stoned.
...and I'm totally okay with that.
Monday, 28 July 2014 06:46 PM
Met an NIU Econ professor at a bar in WI. Took her to my place, banged her standing against my wall. In the morning we smoked weed and talked about how to fix the economy. She had a pierced clitoris.
Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:48 PM
The next morning I made my FWB shower before I went down on him, no one is ok with ass to mouth
Wednesday, 19 March 2014 10:41 PM
Alex from Roscoe, I love the way you dress. I want to blow you so bad
Sunday, 09 February 2014 04:21 AM
I hate hipsters! If you gonna make your bartender make you dumb ass drinks like a Baileys on the rocks, an old fashion, or a bloody marry on a busy night you can at least tip. You not fighting the "man" by not tipping you screwing over you sever and making your self look like and s hole. We work for tips
Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:46 PM
I'm Dirty Dan
Wednesday, 02 October 2013 12:44 AM
i had sex with this chick name kelsie that use to live in grant, when she went to the bathroom i wiped semen on her pillow, ripped ass and left before she returned