y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers

To the who works at Dutch Bros and set off an alarm wednesday morning... I completely adored how friendly you were when I ordered my Double Torture. Your smile turned my morning of stress and rush into a moment of pure joy and bliss! I adore that kind of friendliness in a person who has a smile as breathtaking as yours. Oh yeah... And your eyes... Only the kind of Hazel that I would imagine an angel to have! Thank you for making my day so much better!

This Halloween was sad on a college campus,hardly anyone dressed up,what happened to the spirit. Although a little dipper pines was handing out candy that day in the union.made me happy to get some for dressing up.

When you're so emotionally damaged that you can't identify a genuine, supportive relationship or know the difference between playing and actually being a victim.

2016 is almost over??? wtf i just woke up

Don't fight the system, kids. Have sex with it and then never call back

When a band played ode to joy, I sang the lyrics to the song, Rise O Voices of Rhodesia. The reaction was priceless.

When you encounter the manipulator, confront them directly. They thrive on the fact that most people are too afraid to be honest about how they feel