Friday, 10 February 2017 05:31 PM
#22 My political science professor (dude) is hot af
Sunday, 06 November 2016 06:19 PM
My capstone class, w/ env. science and studies majors, smells like BO on a regular basis.
Friday, 04 November 2016 11:18 AM
Halloween sucked this year. I didn't get any candy.
Friday, 04 November 2016 12:29 AM
Going to bed by midnight just feels like there is less time in the day.
Thursday, 03 November 2016 03:48 PM
When 2 men want to marry the same woman, the woman will choose the man who has slept with more women. This is why fuckboys are so prevalent, to get your 1 in a million woman, you have to sleep your way through the 999,999.
Thursday, 03 November 2016 12:19 AM
y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers
Wednesday, 02 November 2016 10:57 AM
To the who works at Dutch Bros and set off an alarm wednesday morning... I completely adored how friendly you were when I ordered my Double Torture. Your smile turned my morning of stress and rush into a moment of pure joy and bliss! I adore that kind of friendliness in a person who has a smile as breathtaking as yours. Oh yeah... And your eyes... Only the kind of Hazel that I would imagine an angel to have! Thank you for making my day so much better!
Tuesday, 01 November 2016 12:49 PM
This Halloween was sad on a college campus,hardly anyone dressed up,what happened to the spirit. Although a little dipper pines was handing out candy that day in the union.made me happy to get some for dressing up.