I just did a shot for every letter of my ex girlfriends first middle and last name. happy sunday drunk day

my rod is small and it hurts

Ok so I drive a '03 lifted dodge, cummins engine, 3" chrome tip, super chipped, 18" Jesse James Rims.... Im a girl... so what would i be compensating for??... Oh wait thats right nothing (especially given the fact that I do in fact have very large boobs). People say that guys with lifted pick ups are always compensating for something. Seriously fuck off. I worked a ranch job my entire life to save up to buy my own pick up its not always daddy's money. Just because you don't drive one doesn't mean you have too judge people that do. So all the guys out there with the bad ass pick ups.... Keep it up makes a girl like me happy that someone can appreciate a good pick up.

I haven't been on time once to class this entire semester

If you drive a Subaru STI, you are automatically the sexiest thing ever. Screw big trucks, I have a thing for WRX's. :>

There ain't nothin better than an AGR boy!

Call me old fashioned and sexist, but when a girl swears more than I do, or just loudly in public it does not come across as cute, confident, or any other positive attribute. I understand it if you're venting and you let slip a couple of obscenities, but really girls you don't have to talk like a sailor just walking around campus. You don't like it when you hear a guy doing it, and I don't know why, but apparently you think we like it when you do!

To the girl named Sarah in my Multivariable Class that just broke her leg/ankle. I'm not going to lie you are pretty cute, and we should hang out sometime.