I pranked a gingers truck by first covering it in Saran Wrap then filling the cab with balloons and glitter. Best part is, they will never figure out who was all involved. Can you say got skills anyone ;)

I absolutely LOVE foreplay. Phew. This chick gets so hot from it.

What makes me mad is that girls think in order to have "fun" in college, you have to be a drunken easy slut or act like it at least...I mean don't get me wrong I like to get wasted myself but I don't hook-up with random people and I'm perfectly happy with that. You don't have to be a slut to be noticed. Guys notice the girls who respect themselves and set standards. Its not like a guy won't have sex with you if you are a slut because clearly, we're men and we will have sex with a girl, but that's exactly it, we'll bang them but probably not date them.

MSU toilet paper is like sandpaper on my asshole. Ouch!

Caroline Miller you are my redhead fantasy. Oh things things I would love to do to you!

Hey.... bobcats

Every time I go clothing shopping I have this mission to make it in and out of the store with minimal employees talking to me. Not because I'm not sociable but because I hate shopping with a passion...

I don't have the guts to talk to the cute walmart cashier