$100 to anyone who can beat DeNarius in a rap battle...

Blonde, short hair , red Subaru, always at te gym, I'm in love with you

To all the wonderful girls who commented on and liked ( 71 likes!) my confession about being lonely, posted at 1:30 pm yesterday, would your opinions change if I tell you that I am not from here ? Thanks a lot for lifting my spirits and giving me hope that you all amazing ladies are still out there! You are all awesome!

why don't people understand that the third floor of the library is a QUIET floor? DON'T TALK LOUD OR ON YOUR CELL PHONE HERE! geez

I hate to contribute to the plethora of messages like this on here, but to the girl sitting next to the beardy fellow during the Picasso/Quantum Mechanics lecture on Monday (near the front row), you are absolutely stunning. Hope that guy isn't your boyfriend, cuz holy hell, if given the chance, I would treat you like a queen.

The super hot girl thats currently sitting there ----> in the sub has got my full attention.

I am highly disappointed in y'all. I was hoping to find my soulmate who drives the purple raptor but nobody commented. Can you help a sista out?

Luke, you've turned off your targeting computer