My ex-boyfriend wanted to be fuck buddies, so I told him to fuck *off*. I cannot put into words how immensely relieved and liberated I am now that I'm not wasting my time on him.

To the girl with the fedora in the library around 1 today... lookin'good! What a cutie!

To the girl driving the white truck near EPS just now. I would like to call out your poor driving habits. Yes, I am a pedestrian which means I do have the right of way, especially when I'm already in the street. Also, thanks for slamming on your breaks in the MIDDLE of the crosswalk so I had just enough time to catch myself before running into the bed of your truck. I promise it wouldn't have killed you to wait. Its also too bad your windows werent down enjoying this wonderful weather, or I wouldve made a much bigger scene. You're a real gem, and karma is coming your way.

I'm sitting in my cold and dark basement. I feel ashamed for what I have just done. My eyes have begun to tear up and I feel I might become sick. A man approaches me and says "You have earned this" and hands me a klondike bar.

Why is it so hard to find a girl who likes to exercise and be out doors, has a great sense of humor, doesn't take shit from anyone, and just likes to have a good time.

Awkwardly watched a duck get gang banged by 3 others while walking by the duck pond. I feel dirty.

Who has seen the White Griz Suck shirt hanging out of my car!?

To the girl in bio 160 at 1 oclock who's last name is samson keep lookin good every day