My boyfriend likes to have a finger up his butt when I'm giving him head, if he ever dumps me I'm going to be putting that as my status here on Facebook and tag him in it, repeatedly. Love you babe, FOREVER!

I am the worlds biggest douche bags......sorry LH

Still haven't told anyone that the morning after my 21st I was still so drunk I pissed myself... While puking.... Party on!

To answer that one person, the mitten of Murica and the expendables!

I wonder how much sex the MSUC person would get if we all ever found out who he/she was ;)

I'll let you all in on a little secret: If you feel like you should order a frappe, frappacino, or any other kind of blended drink you can find at a coffee shop, you should at least have the decency to order it with whipped cream on top. The fun of whipped cream ALMOST makes up for the treachery of making them, almost
-love your barista everywhere

Mishel <3 i guess you have a twin but damn i'd tap that! ;D

Asiz!! <3 i always see you at two places in the same time!! don't know why ! i'd love to show you a good time ;)