Confession: I love life!

You fucked me into oblivion for 19 straight hours, told me certain things were "just for you baby", it was decent but only just decent. Then you told me you had to go to the bathroom and beat it. I was gone by the time you got out. As well I should have been you took 2 hours. Thanks for an interesting time you hairy Italian friend;).

I secretly hope one of my friends fails her classes and doesn't graduate.

Ryan Warkentin.

whats a guy got to do to find that perfect girl and not just keep having random hook ups

..that awkward moment when I have a hilarious comment for a confession, but posting it on MSUC would be me very publicly making myself look like an asshole.

Today I went into the woods with my man for some target practice and ended up doing it doggy against a tree

I am a guy who loves Disney. Unfortunately, I haven't finished The Little Mermaid because I get too sad when Ursula is planning on marrying Eric.