I like to rip ass on the roskie elevators. I consider it a gift for the floors....

Every time i see a post from a chick that is on the lines of she being lonely and needs a bf or something like that, i be like damn i bet that bitch hella ugly.

I keep the company I keep to make me feel sane... -/\/\+

Any girls out there who like to motocross/ want to go know of a good place to go

Presenting MSUC... where you can attempt to look like a player by submitting flirts and statements about crushes and attractive persons while hiding behind your insecurities as you stare at a computer screen.

Praise Jesus for Sam Holt

You know Spring feels an awful lot like Fall right now with all the Freshmen complaining about desk clerks, parking, and the WiFi. Each has a pretty simple solution too. For the desk clerks, remember that you signed what is called a contract and agreed to abide by the rules, also bear in mind it is a security thing. The university wants you to be safe. For parking, find a spot and park at the beginning of the year. Unless you plan on going away for a weekend or heading to Bridger there isnt much of a reason to drive. Walking, taking Streamline, or carpooling won't kill you. Finally, for the WiFi, how about you buy a cord. Every desk sells them and you can connect to the wall. Much faster than the WiFi.

I once shit in the third whole of the golf course, and waited for it to open and watched the first person to shoot the course. He grabbed a whole handful of it and ruined his golf clubs. I then sprinted out of the bushes shouting "SHIT GLOVES" and ran home. scotch free.... /\/\