I wish some of these people posting confessions would show who they are, because I'd like to get to know some of 'em ;)

The girls at Hooters are good to look at, sure. But its the ones at subway that are wife material.

22 year old virgin. More than halfway to becoming the 40 year old virgin... Not proud.

If I ever rule the world, I'm not going to be President, or King, or a Dictator...
Imma be a mother fucking PHARAOH!!
And build a freaking pyramid in my honor.
And I will banish all of my enemies to North Dakota.
And I will ride a kick-ass chariot and everyone will be jealous.

"The per-base mutation rate is less than one in 30 million per generation, which is so low that in nearly all cases, each individual SNP can be traced back to a genomic change that occurred once in a single ancestral genome. This also means that those people who did not inherit the variant allele have a more ancient allele that was probably present long before the human species took form."

I love wearing heels, but I hate knowing that everyone is secretly wishing for me to fall flat on my face.

Why develop feelings for someone when you can just walk into oncoming traffic and get the same results?!

Those moments when people start looking for reasons and excuses for something to not work. Honestly just come out with a I don't want this instead of making shit complicated.