My last two girlfriends cheated on me. One of them with my best friend. Now, I get laid quite a bit but I seriously have a hard time getting close to a girl, and actually caring for her.

day drinking is so ridiculously underrated

glad I survived the week, four exams and one paper
lets hope I can say the same when the weekend is over

to the girl in my math class that wears that shirt and those pants and those shoes and those sun glasses and rocks that hair tie and that cute sweat shirt and when your not wearing shoes you are wearing those boots with the fur and the cool note book with all the pages in it and your hand bag you use...................that fart stunk in class today.....GROSS

when I burp i shit.....it happens every time and I have been seeing doctors for it and nothing has ever worked really can't go out in public to much because it just is to much of a risk. Anyone else shit when they burp?????

My friends are drunks and all they ever want to do is drink. Makes sense i guess, but if anyone is interested in them they're alot of fun, you can take them off my hands for a while.

They guy at mixers tonight you were wearing a pasiley button up with a hat on with white writing. You had longish black hair. You had a five o'clock shadow and we kept making eye contact ans you were Damn cute. I feel like a pansy for not talking to you but I'm a Damn chicken.

I WANT A CAT SO BAD. WHY ARE THERE NO CATS IN BOZEMAN?!