Who else enjoyed the Rebecca Black music video before BMGT 335 today. I sure did.

Conor Adams, you're sexy as hell and I wish to do whatever I want to your body. Right. Now.

Dear brunette girl in the tight, black, jeanish, stretch pants with the black matching top with the brown backpack who was talking to her friend in the pink shorts across from the equipment in the gym around one today for about 30 minutes (Friday): I was wearing the black Patagonia hat and green Patagonia pull over. We locked eyes a couple times. Just want you to know you're smoking hot and if you by chance see this I'd love to take you out to dinner.

life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all

Today a toddler waved at me and I didn't wave back

Welcome to life and it's disappointments you little shit.

You know what I hate? When you're having sex and the sheets start riding up and touch your balls... ugh!

It's Friday, and my idea of a good ass evening will be a good workout at the gym, some good ass home cooked food, catching up on a little homework that I've been struggling with, and watching a good movie. Sometimes it feels good to spend an evening not getting trashed. If you agree, then you're awesome.

Will you date me? Breathe if yes. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean while reciting the bible in Japanese if no.