Bea Arthur is the beautiful creature known to humanity.

I'm currently at the MSU rodeo... All I want to do is suck a guys dick while he wearing nothing but boots and a cowboy hat

So I'm starting to like this guy. I think he likes me back but nothing has really happened. I think it's because he thinks I'm shy or something. Truth is, im not shy at all, he just makes me nervous and im afraid of fucking it up. I'm not sure what to do, or if it's even worth trying since school is almost out. Help/advice?

drunk golfing is like, THE best thing to do on the weekends. Period.

Yeah, Ski season is almost over. Guess its time for all the Californians to go home ...

To the really cute blonde girl named Jessica I danced with at the barn last night, you left before I could ask for your number. So if you'd like comment below and I'll message you!

I can write some great rhymes, i would rather quit business school and make a living that way

This isn't a confession, but I know lots of college students could be in need of a new laptop. I'm selling mine for $350, in great condition and comes with Microsoft works, so you can be a good student! Like this or comment and I'll email you details.