When my neighbor goes to shower I always lock his door so he has to go down to the front desk in a towel

Watched the Hunger Games for the first time last night. First of all, great movie, but the plot is so fucked up! The idea that people could actually have a competition for their own sick entertainment where it's kill or be killed gives me chills. Forcing people to hunt each other is disgusting.

I asked a bobcat to marry me once. She said no. I miss her.

Taryn Dicometis is the one that got away.

Really fucking tired of your friends coming before me. They don't give head as well as I do.

Theres a girl that sits in the back corner of my research methods class with Hunts, and I just wanted to say you're gorgeous. I think your name's megan or something like that.

I have so much to do in the last month of the semester that I feel like I might actually explode. The desire to drop out of this nonsense has never hit me so hard.

To whoever roofied me this weekend, I will find you. And then I will kill you... or just make your life hell... for a good year.