My Kind of Man:
has to agree with/be the following:
-has to care about his appearance
-be able to communicate
-love partying
-smokin the ganj
-loves to do that freaky shit in bed
-doesn't just wanna do dinner or a movie for a date
-be creative
-have an outgoing and honest personality
-be attractive
-love foreplay & creating sexual tension
-agree that make up sex is great sex
-love being rough in bed
-like having shower sex
-love to be outside
-love camping
-is willing to teach me how to do the things they like
-like to 69
-loves fishing/boating/jetskiing
-likes to go camping all weekend
-likes longboarding
-is in good shape
-has a cool family

Hit me up mhm

Started drinking at 3:00 PM on Friday. Just finished up my last glass of wine. Sunday 8:42PM.

I am literally one fucking strike away from dumping my boyfriend, this is ridiculous! Worst weekend ever!!!!!!

To all the people complaining about how they can't find a boyfriend/girlfriend because they aren't smart enough or aren't pretty enough or aren't in good enough shape, you're probably right. Your insecurities are the reason people don't want you. If you believe it, other people will too, and nobody wants to procreate with a mate such as yourself if he or she believes the offspring will take on your obvious negative traits.

To the poor girl that was being chewed out (loudly) by her boyfriend on Saturday in Johnstone: Babe, you deserve so much better regardless of how drunk you were. You don't deserve to be treated that way by anyone so dump his rude ass and find someone better fit for you.

I am awesome. Some people may disagree. Those people are wrong

Our eyes met for the first time in months at the barn on Friday. Sure wish we could have said hello. Maybe one day.

Hayden Ayre is the perfect guy, and so dumb for already having a lady friend. Curse you, you sexy fiend.