if the pickup line " i wear Wranglers and i drive a diesel, lets go muddin" doesn't work... shes not the girl for you!

It surprises me to see how superficial society is. In these times I certainly don't have to be alone. I'm good looking and have many people interested in me. The problem is I am person who stands for what I believe in, and people in general just seem to come up short. I think I'd be happier alone because, quiet frankly, there doesn't seem to be anyone else out there with as strong of morals and virtues as myself. I'm no bible beater. I just want a real love with an amazing person.

Elliot who works at Subway, I'd like to get to know you.

I believe I am going to graduate without ever having a boyfriend in college (well period for that matter). Is that weird? I always wonder if there is something wrong with me or if I spend to much time studying.

My friend and I were eating in the schwag the other day and there was one of the 50 billion campus tour groups walking through and to my satisfaction I heard some random guy shout "You're all gonna be whores!" Thanks for making my day random guy, you're hilarious, and right.

Not only am I still awake at 1:30 in the morning with an 85 year old woman, but I also just watched her smoke 3 bowls... I can't even handle 1 bowl by myself and I'm 19... #outsmokedbyggrandma

Dinner $40, Movie (including popcorn) $30, Champagne $35, Seeing the Preachers face after revealing the fact his daughter has been seeing a Jew... Priceless

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