Non-traditional students - if you hit me with your rolling backpack one more time in class I'm going to lose my shit and dismantle your backpack on wheels!

To all you partiers out there i just want you to know a serious topic about drinking that i believe everyone should know. ALCOHOL DOEST FIX YOUR PROBLEMS, but neither does milk and i drink that shit to, so party on people party on.

I never get laid, not cause im not cool or cant talk to ladies, i just smoke a bunch of weed and am lazy as shit.

In the car I just can't wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

To the guy in the North Hedges Elevator last night 4/7 at about 9 u were wearing a cap with sunglasses on it and carrying a blue tub. You are amazingly cute. Like this and maybe we can be friends. :D
-Girl in the Guns and Roses shirt.

I have a personal fantasy of having sex on the pool tables... Ladies?

The cute little adverts about how charming and awesome you are yet the magic of the universe wont let you find a relationship need to stop. seriously, who posts that crap? I dont even get how those make it to the page!

How appropriate, you fight like a cow