Now not only if f lot full of pot holes but also horse shit, how delightful

To the hottie who works in the SUB coffee hut thingy I think your name is Mike? Max? Marvin?...your hair is a gem! Please don't ever cut it. It reminds me of black beauty (the horse's mane)...I'm jealous that you get to run your hands through that everyday. Stay golden pony boy

When I met you, you were the most wonderful, delightful, amazing girl in the world to me. It's such a shame how poorly you've turned out.

Jessica Jones, please stop leaving assholeish comments. Why are you so angry

I'm from California...Whew! Glad I could get that off my chest!

To the kid in the sweats walking down the mall in crutches. I feel bad for you, hope your day gets better :)

Guys that care about getting laid don't get laid. Stop being a pussy.

Cole Ryan, I want to have your babies.